Welcome to beautiful Baldwin County, Alabama, a true paradise on Earth. However, me being an old hippie, there are certain things you need to know. One reason that this area is so cool is that there is very little crime. The reason for that is that law enforcement is very severe. City cops (blue cars, Bay Minette, Loxley, Robertsdale, Summerdale, Foley, Orange Beach and Gulf Shores), Sheriff’s deputy’s (brown cars) and State Troopers (Grey cars) are waiting bust you for alcohol and drug related offenses. They will target out of state vehicles, especially if you have long hair, piercings, tattoos, Phish bumper stickers, any sign of psychedelia about you. Well, you get the idea. You probably don’t hunt, but the analogy would be that they spread grain in a field, wait for the birds to come in, then shoot them. They won’t shoot you, but they will arrest you. I know the Sheriff, and most local cops. They are not bad people, but they are not hippies, and they will not let you go, if you are caught for drugs or alcohol. Be Smart. Be careful. They will also have shaggy looking guys in the crowd waiting to share a joint with you, or get a tab of X or Lortab. Most of them are undercover cops. Have fun, but cut out the below business card and put it in your wallet or purse. I answer my phone 24/7. Call me if you are caught up in a Gulf Shores Hang-Out Dragnet.